Recently, doing some research for a curriculum project on Jewish values, I stumbled upon these delightful excerpts from the Talmud (redacted circa 500 CE). They really made me laugh. Keep in mind, they were written in a culture (Babylonia) where there were no trade schools or formal educational institutions. All skills and knowledge were passed [...]
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Some advice from the Talmud: Just don’t be a jerk!
Posted in a LIVING progressive Judaism!, tagged funny quotes from Talmud, Talmud on October 24, 2011 | 1 Comment »
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